gorets

/gor'ets/ The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning.

Found especially on the Usenet newsgroup alt.gorets, which

seems to be a running contest to redefine the word by

implication in the funniest and most peculiar way, with the

understanding that no definition is ever final. [A

correspondent from the Former Soviet Union informs me that

"gorets" is Russian for "mountain dweller" - ESR] Compare

frink.

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