Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool

jargon (LART) Something large, heavy and painful, used to

respond appropriately to particularly annoying lusers.

The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ recommends the following

LARTs. A 2x4 works fine, but a real professional needs

something a little more effective. Unfortunately, this is a

very personal thing, and no consensus has yet been reached on

the group. Everything from a simple, 7.65mm Walther (for the

Bond fans only, it's not a very good gun) to a 155mm with

depleted Uranium rounds has been suggested, some even going

for exotic things like Thermite, nukes or flamethrowers. For

further info, look at the rec.guns home page.

alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ.

(1998-12-09)